Section One: Basics

1. Name: laura francis mcinerney
2. Nickname(s): Em, Soop, and Jingles
3. Birthday: 13th of april 1984
4. That makes you: 26
5. Where were you born:Ennis
6. Location right now: in the living room
7. Shoe size: UK 5-6, depends on the shoe
8. How many piercings?:2
9. Tattoos?: 4
10. When you wake up you're: ugh i dnt want to get up
11. When you're about to sleep you're: burning midnight oil
12. Zodiac sign:Aries
13. Chinese sign: Rat
14. Righty or Lefty: righty
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: Several

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: English & Irish
18. Hair colour:Aubrun
19. Eye colour: blue/green
20. Weight: A true lady never discloses her weight
21. Height: 5'4"
22. Braces? Yes
23. Glasses? Some times

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? Yesss
25. If so, who? Ivan
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?
27. Who has a crush on you? Nobody that I am aware of
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? Never
29. Who was your first kiss: Barry Lynch
30. Who was your last: ivan
31. Are you a virgin? nope
32. Ever had a threesome before? No never
33. If you could have sex with anyone, who would that be? not saying
34. Have you ever been in love? Yes
35. Broken any hearts? Yes
36. Got your heart broken? Yes and it was NOT NICE
37. Ever liked a friend? yes
38. What happened? Nothing, not saying

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in: A few times, but only with 4 people
40. How many were serious enough to count: I suppose only two
41. Who were those serious ones: Christina and Perrin <3
42. Funnest hook-ups: I don't do 'hook-ups'
43. What made them different: -
44. What happened: -
45. Best boy/girlfriend: It would be unfair to answer this
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: Liam. At the time, we weren't really healthy for one-another
47. Ever been kissed: Yes
48. Who do you want back: I have everything I need right now
49. Who do you regret: Uhm... I kind of regret Peter
50. Why: It ended really badly and the consequences were quite bad

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: Anything by Queen
52. Movie: Titanic
53. Food: I love Italian
54. Drink: Iced Cappuccino and cream soda
55. Store: Hughes and Hughes, the biggest bookshop here in town
56. Television show: I don't really watch TV, but I love old British comedy
57. Holiday: Munich was fabulous
58. Book: All of my medical books
59. Ice cream: Mint chocolate chip and white chocolate
60. Sweets: CHOCOLATE. I'm addicted.
61. Crisps: Not a big crisp fan
62. Type of music: Industrial metal and classic rock
63. Artist: Goya and Caravaggio
64. Word: Changes periodically
65. Time of day: I like the night. Makes me feel safe.
66. Dressing: Don't really like dressing. It ruins food I find.
67. Alcoholic drink: Baileys
68. Colour(s): Green, red, and black
69. Piece of clothing: My long lady boots
70. Character: I found Alex DeLonges rather fabulous, I must say
71. Smell: Mint and vanilla
72. Shampoo: My minty stuff from Yves Rocher
73. Soap: Dove is good
74. Smiley: :]
75. Board game: Monopoly
76. Sport: Footy and Cricket
77. Number: 5
78. Quote: You can't polish a turd
79. Animal: Cats, hedgehogs and birds
80. Actor: Hugh Laurie is insanely talented
82. Vegetable: Cauliflower
83. Fruit: Pineapple and starwberries
84. Place to be: Tucked away in my apartment, or in Munich with my parents
85. Thing in your room: My fish tank
86. Gum: I can't chew gum because I have rather fragile teeth
87. Shape: Stars and hearts
88. Country: Germany
89. Mall: Don't have one
90. Car: Also don't have one
91. Boy's name: Jason
92. Girl's name: Garnet
93. Family member: My mom <3
94. Restaurant: Holywells
95. Movie place: There's only one cinema here
96. Person to go to the movies with: Martin, because he has all the insider info
97. Noise: Traffic
98. Brand of shoe: Doc Martens
99. Brand of clothing: Anything goes
100. Body part of a chicken: Whu?
101. Swear word: Balls. Not really a swearword, but I like to say it when things go wrong
102. Month: December
103. Possession: Laptop, deviantART bag, fish tank
104. Team: Don't have one
105. Season: Winter
106. Radio station: Lyric FM, the classical music channel
107. Magazine: Don't buy magazines
108. Favourite grade: Third year was awesome
109. Least favourite grade: The year after I left Wales, when I was 8-9
110. Teacher: Miss Whittle, the art teacher
111. Least favourite teacher: Mrs Robinson, when I lived in Wales
112. Subject: Biology and Art
113. Subject to talk about: What does that mean?

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: Patricia
115. Who's your dad?: Paul
116. Any step-parents?: Nope
117. Any brothers?: No
118. Any Sisters?: Two sisters, older one Charlotte, younger one Becky
120. Coolest: Becky
121. Loudest: Becky
122. Best relative: Aunt Barbara
123. Worse relative: Uncle Lesley (he used to scare me when I was a kid)
124. Do you get along with your parents? Yes
125. With your siblings? Sometimes
126. Does anyone understand you? My mother has great insight
127. Do you have any pets?: A shitload of fish
128. If so, what kind and name? Tropical fish, only some of them have names
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: I'd love a cat but I'm not allowed one in the apartment
130. Can I be a part of your family? Be careful what you wish for...

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? No thank fuck
132. Did you drop out?: No I finished
133. Your current GPA: ??
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: I used to buy it in town
135. ABC's?: I know them
136. Favorite class: Biology, Art and English
137. Play any sports at school?: No
138. Are you popular?: Never was
139. Favourite memory: Very few
140. Most humiliating moment: Going into a panic attack in class. German teacher asked me to read something out, and I replied "I'm in a panic attack at the moment..."
141. Most funniest moment: Uhm... the random shit I used to spout out in English was pretty funny
142. Most scared moment: I was constantly going in and out of panic attacks, so take your pick

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Kentucky
146. Dog: Woody
147. Christina Aguilera: Beautiful voice
148. Ricky Martin: Latino
149. 50 cent: Rap crap
15o. Poop: Turd
151. Beach: Bitch
152. Desert: Helicopters
153. Water: Ice cold
154. Osama: Bin Laden is the obvious answer here
155. Love: Red hearts
156. Your little brother: The fictional character
157. Butt: We'll talk about butts tomorrow!
158. Clowns: That evil thing I used to have sitting on a swing
159. Wonder: Stars
16o. Brown: Eyes
161. Banana: Milkshake for Laura
162. Sex: D:
163. Parents: Love them
164. Homosexuals: MY PEEPS
165. God: A dream

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: No
167. Heaven: No
168. Devil: No
169. Hell: No
170: Boogy man: No
171. Closet Monsters: No
172. Fortune tellings: No
173. Magic: When I was younger, yes
174. Love at first sight: No
175. Ghosts: No
176. Voo-doo dolls: No but it's a nice idea
177. Reincarnation: No
178. Yourself: Not particularly

Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: No
180. Do drugs: No
181. Drink alcohol: Occasionally
182. Cuss: Evenly
183. Sing in the shower: No
184. Like school: Not especially
185. Want to get married: It's a nice idea
186. Type with all of your fingers: Sometimes
187. Think you're attractive: No
188. Drink and drive: I don't drive
189. Snore: No I don't think so
190. Sleep walk: No
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Never really bothered with it

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: No
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: Never
194. Told that person how you felt: Oh yes. I'm an opinionated little shitbag.
195. Been arrested: No never
196. Gone to jail or juve: No
197. Skateboarded: Tried to, but fell off
198. Skinny dipped: No
199. Rock climbed: I wish
200. Killed someone: No
201. Watched porn: Hahaha yes, just to see what it was all about
202. Gone on a road trip: Yeah, cross country, France to England, France through Switzerland to Italy, France to Germany, and so on
203. Went out of the country: Yeah many times
204. Talked back to an adult: Yeah and it did me no good
205. Broken a law: Probably XD
206. Got pulled over: No I don't drive
208: Cried to get out of trouble: More than likely
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Yes many times
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: No
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: No
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Yeah back when I had no standards
213. Moon someone: No
214. Shop-lifted: Never
215. Worked at McDonald's: No
216. Eaten a dog: Not that I was aware of
217. Give money to a homeless person: Yes
218. Glued your hand to yourself: No I don't think so
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Yeah
220. Had a one night stand: No
221. Smoked: No
222. Done drugs: No
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: No
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Yes
225. Had cyber sex: No
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: Once I did
227. Caught someone doing something: No people are generally pretty open with me
228. Played a game that removes clothing: Once, but I only wnet as far as my shoes
229. Cried during a movie: Yeah....
230. Cried over someone: Yeah
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: No
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: No I'm not that way inclined
233. Ran away from home: Almost, but got halfway down the street and the haze in my head went away and I realised I had nowhere to go
234. Cheated on a test: Nope

Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: No
236. Sky dive: Yeah probably...
237. Swim with dolphins: No I can't swim
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: Absolutely not
239. Try to be the opposite sex: Yeah I would
240. Lie to the police: Doubt it
241. Run from the police: I can't be bothered to run
242. Lie to your parents: Have done before
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: Errrrm I don't think so
244. Be an exotic dancer: XD
245. Fuck a donkey for 1, 000, 000: No

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: No
247. Loud: Can be
248. Nice: When I'm in a good mood
249: Outgoing: Not particularly
250: Quiet: Most of the time
251. Mean: I try to stop myself
252. Emotional: Not really
253. Sensitive: Used to be... and I can still be sensitive from time to time
254. Gay: More than Christmas!
255. Strong: Got good upper body strength, and a fairly resilient character
256. Weak: In some ways
257. Caring: I try to be
258. Dangerous: Sometimes
259. Crazy: Technically...
260. Spontaneous: No I'm quite predictable
261. Funny: I'm told I'm witty, and I made a stranger laugh yesterday
262. Sweet: Not really.... well, you'll have to ask around for this one
263. Sharing: Depends on who
264. Responsible: Yes
265. Trustworthy: Yes
266. Open-minded: I try to be
267. Creative: Not really
268. Cute: No
269. Slick: Can be
270. Smart: No
271. Dumb: Not in the technical meaning of the word. I'm actually very vocal.
272. Evil: I used to believe that I was
273. Ghetto: XD no.
274. Classy: I try to carry myself with some sort of class.
275. Photogenic: Sometimes
276. Dependable: Yes
277. Greedy: Not really
278. Ugly: GOD yes
279. Messy: I try to be as tidy and organised as possible
280. Neat: See above
281. Perverted: No
282. Silly: Sometimes
283. A Bitch: Hah yeah
284. A Good Listener: I do my best
285. A Fighter: Sometimes
286. A Party Animal: Not in the slightest
287. A Game Freak: I used to be
288. A Computer Freak: Not really, but I do like my laptop and internet

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Doctor
290. Dream house: Comfortable, with someone I love. And pets.
291. Husband/Wife: Pezzy <3
292. Kids: None thank you
293. Names: I plan to keep my name as it is, though I would like to add Garnet as a middle name
294. Pets: Cats and fish. And maybe a dog...
295. Car: I'd rather have a motorbike
296. Age you would want to get married: Any age is fine by me
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: I'd have to discuss it with my significant other, but being the man of the relationship, I'd have to have Jamie and James there
298. Honeymoon: Isle de la Reunion. I'd love to go there.

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Bestfriend: Martin, Laura, Jamie, James and Pez of course <3
300. Known the longest: Laura
301. Craziest: Martin
302. Loudest: Sweet little Pez
303. Shyest: Uhm... I don't know
304. Best hair: James' hair is a lovely colour
305. Best eyes: Pez. Nice rich brown...
306. Best body: Guess
307. Most Atheletic: Vanya probably XD
308. Hot-Tempered: Laura, for all the right reasons
309. Most impatient: None of them really
310. Shortest: I'm not sure
311. Tallest: Again, I'm not sure
312. Skinniest: Christina
313. Best singer: Hard to tell since I've only heard a few of them sing
314. Funniest: Pez and Martin
315. Can always make you laugh: Pez and Martin
316. Wish you talked to more: Pez D:
317. Wish you saw more: Everyone
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Nobody, I love you all
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: All of my friends. That's why I call them friends.
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': No
321. Whose always been there when you need them: All my close people, you know who you are
322. Who is like your family: Laura
323. How many friends do you have? A handful
324. How many are really close? Two I think

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Caramel chocolate
326. Thing you drank: Cream soda (it's delicious)
327. Thing you wore: Strappy top and jeans
328. Thing you did: Sent a message to Jamie on MSN
329. Place you went: The day hospital
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: A piercing on my right cheek, and I have no regets
331. Person you saw: Laura and Vanya
332. Person you hugged: It's been a while.. I can't even remember
333. Person you kissed: Mom
334. Person you fucked: D:
335. Person you talked to online: Jamie
336. Person you talked to on the phone: Olive, my nurse
337. Song you heard: 'The Noose' by A Perfect Circle
338. Show you saw: Don't remember
339. Time you fought with your parents: Aaaaaages ago
340. Time you fought with a friend: Also aaaaaaages ago
341. Words you said: "Ok, I'll see you later"

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Nothing
344. What are you drinking: Cream soda
345. What are you thinking: I love this music
346. What are you wearing: Black strappy top (it shows off my tattoos) and light blue jeans
347. What are you doing: Listening to music and filling this out
349. Hair: Longish, needs washing, will do that later
350. Mood: Melancholy
351. Listening to: 'Orestes' - A Perfect Circle
352. Talking to anyone: Jamie on MSN
353. Watching anything: No

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: Yes
356. Are you heterosexual: No
357. Do you like penguins: Yes
358. Do you write poetry: Yes
359. Do you see stupid people: Yes all the time D:
360. You + Me = No
361. Do you like the Osbournes: Got nothing against them
362. Can you see flying pigs: No
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: No
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: No
366. Are you a zombie: No
367. Am I annoying you: No
368. Do you bite your nails: No
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yes
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: Yes
371. Have you touched someone's private part: No

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn: Both or neither. Autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: Britney, I'm afraid
375. MTV or VH1: VH1, back when I liked watching TV
376. Black or White: Black, but I love white aswell
377. Yellow or Pink: Yellow
378. Football or Basketball: FOOTY
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile
380. Pen or Pencil: Pen
381. Cold or Hot: Cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Tattoos
383. Inside or Outside: Inside
384. Weed or Alcohol: Alcohol
385. Coke or Pepsi: Coke
386. Tape or Glue: Tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: McDonalds, if I really have to pick..

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: Love it
389. About boy bands: I used to love them, or at least I would pretend to. Not so much any more. I'm far too opinionated.
390. About suicide: I've come very close to it, so I have no quarrels with it to be honest
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: It's not fair of a person to do that. I believe in freedom of expression.
392. About teen pregnancy: I think it's a problem that needs to be addressed. Children should not be having children.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: You don't want to know
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Depends on whether I end up where I think I'll end up. And I won't say anything more on the matter, because this question is invading my privacy.
395. About gay men: Love them. Such fabulous people.

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: No, I just have accounts on websites.
397. Current weather right now: Probably raining, I can't see outside right now. My blinds are down.
398. Current time: 20:06pm
399. Any shout outs: HELLO I LOVE YOU ALL
400. Last thoughts: Finally it's over... congrats if you read it all <3